Picture this. It’s a snowy December evening. You pick up your phone to call your boyfriend, inquiring about a cozy night with hot cocoa, Christmas movies, and cuddles. The phone rings once. No answer. It rings a second time. No answer. After ringing a third, fourth, and fifth time, you hear a beep. Your call has been sent to voicemail.
What do you do?
If you’re @Londonrochelle1, it appears the answer to this hypothetical is simple — break into his house.
The model headed to Twitter on Wednesday with a glimpse at what she claimed was her reaction to a similar scenario, flaunting her ragtag band of home invasion gear.
don’t wanna answer the phone huh ? pic.twitter.com/3WoYr7lJdn
— London Rochelle (@Londonrochelle1) December 13, 2023
“Don’t wanna answer the phone huh?” she captioned a three-second clip depicting a large kitchen knife, a butter knife, a hammer, a screwdriver and a bottle of what appears to be red wine lying by her silver Moon Boot-clad feet.
Though @Londonrochelle1 later clarified that her arsenal was purportedly used to get into her boyfriend’s home — “no more no less” — and that she discovered her man “wasn’t doing shit” upon busting into his house, several Twitter users were still confused, letting out a resounding what the hell.
these tools , including the butter knife were to break into my boyfriends house . nothing more nothing less . but come to find out he wasn’t doing shit stop asking the same questions please
— London Rochelle (@Londonrochelle1) December 14, 2023
“Congratulations, you are getting a restraining order,” joked @TheGenerousD.
“Driving around like Ted Bundy for an unanswered phone call is crazy,” added @xWhyySoSerious while @TjBucel addressed the elephant in the room — er, car.
“No way she put a butter knife in there,” they wrote.
No way she put a butter knife in there https://t.co/UCNewNoIXm pic.twitter.com/TVRke2iPKb
— TJ (@TjBucel) December 14, 2023
While we’re dubious over whether @Londonrochelle1 actually broke into her S.O. 's home over a missed phone call — one thing is certain: That woman is truly prepared for anything.
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